Cake Inspirations...

Diets are for Losers Eat the CAKE!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat CAKE...

" I want CAKE, I need CAKE"

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”

“Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.” 

“Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!”